NATO commits suicide at its Washington Summit...
...as a whole group of clowns clown around amid anti-Trump slogans.
When the troupe of the world’s most powerful leaders look entirely clueless together, it is very hard to feel much respect for such an Alliance… President Biden had just introduced Vladimir Putin as the ‘President of Ukraine’, and the analysts in Moscow’s news agency Russia Today (RT) had just choked and then peed their pants laughing. (Photo AP).
Yes, I know, 90% of the American public doesn’t really pay much attention to these NATO summits, anyway. However, when the ones running the show allow themselves to disregard democracy so bluntly, it is definitely time to come out of the coma and regain control of the situation.
The statements by NATO leaders and mainstream media at the 2024 NATO Summit in Washington DC, celebrating the Alliance’s 75th anniversary, have been so outrageous that it is time for the future Trump administration to really consider exiting this hijacked organization in order to preserve US national interests.
The official messages announced at the NATO Washington Summit are as contradictory as they are sadly moronic at times, written for a group of leaders controlled by an institutional machinery that either believes that we -the citizens of the NATO member states- will never pay attention to what is being said by those who officially represent us, or that hopes that we are so stupid that we won’t be able to see that they are taking us for a ride in broad daylight.
The official Washington Summit Declaration issued by the Heads of State and Government of the 32 NATO member states (no, Venezuela and Iran are not yet in the Alliance, though they may soon join, given how things are going) mixes it all in a pretty wild fashion. It states that “NATO is a defensive alliance” formed to defend its members, but it then states its goal is “to preserve peace”. Peace in general? Everywhere in the world? This certainly is absurd. It also says that the Allies “stand in unity and solidarity in the face of a brutal war of aggression on the European continent”, obviously referring to the war in Ukraine. However, if Ukraine is not a member of the Alliance, and the Alliance is only defensive, why is NATO getting involved in Ukraine? Why the fuss if Ukraine is not in NATO? And if the Allies (especially us in Absurdistan) spend hundreds of billions of US dollars to defend a country that’s not in NATO, what’s the point of even being a NATO member anyway?
The infamous Declaration further refers to “Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine” but this contradicts the fact that Russian troops have not invaded at any moment the whole of Ukraine. Am I missing something? Do the brains in NATO really believe we’ll never look at a map of the conflict?
Ukraine is the largest country in Europe, after Russia itself. And if you look at the map above, showing where Russian troops are reportedly fighting the Ukrainians, it seems obvious that five sixths of the country are not under invasion by any Russian troops. So, what exactly are the thinking heads in NATO and the clowns in the mainstream media really talking about when they say full-scale invasion?
Another bombastic statement of the NATO Declaration is that “Russia remains the most significant and direct threat to Allies’ security.” Really? Do they truly believe we all are blind or on drugs?
If you live in NATO member Spain, Russia is definitely not a threat to you, but Morocco certainly is. Yeah, all those surrealist reports about Putin financing the Catalan pro-independence movement actually sound like a joke. If you live in NATO member UK, Russia is not a threat to you either, but the organized crime mafias (mostly not Russian now) running the human trafficking rings, the drug trafficking and the weapons’ black market truly are a very serious threat. Was it the Russians who blew up the Nord Stream 2 pipeline in Germany? Oops, nope. It was reportedly us, the US supported by Norway. Yep. Pretty shocking, right? But don’t worry, heroic NATO member Croatia has publicly announced that they are ready any time to send 12 soldiers (in full gear) to combat Russia’s invasion of Ukraine… only if needed, of course. But don’t fear a crazy escalation of events, since Montenegro’s President, Jakov Milatovic, has discarded the possibility of sending his few brave soldiers to Ukraine. If you live in NATO members Italy or Greece, the main threat are the massive waves of illegal immigration overwhelming these countries’ public services and increasing criminality levels exponentially. This is admittedly the general dynamic all over the Western world since ZE EXPERTS took over everything.
The truth is that it’s clear that the absolute biggest threat to all NATO member states (both in Europe and America) is the corrupt political elite allowing the masses of illegal immigrants to overrun our countries while our leaders put the interests of the illegals over those of their own citizens. The people abused, raped or killed by wild illegal immigrants in the US, Germany, Greece, Italy or Finland don’t really see Russia as the biggest threat, simply because it’s other actors already present in our city streets who are the ones terrorizing them. The latest reports of an illegal immigrant from Afghanistan raping an 11-year-old girl in Germany, just to be released from police custody immediately after, are actually making Putin look pretty good in the eyes of many in Europe. “Putin knew very well our town. He was based here when he worked for the KGB. I bet he would not let his borders be overrun or his people be abused in this way”, said a German local official asking to remain anonymous, while referencing the times of the German Democratic Republic (the DDR). The people there cannot actually believe they have come to miss the security and stability parameters in the dictatorial Communist German regime. Perhaps a clear indication of what our protective leaders are planning for us everywhere in the West?
Germans protest against illegal immigration and policy failures related to the overflow of “refugees” and “asylum seekers” in Dresden, Germany. (Photo: Getty).
The NATO Washington Summit Declaration goes on to recognize also that “terrorism, in all its forms and manifestations, is the most direct asymmetric threat to the security of our citizens and to international peace and prosperity.” However, our halfwit leaders seem to ignore that terrorism doesn’t take place without terrorists. They are the ones actually threatening our lives and security with their terrorist acts. Yes, terrorists like the ones who have been illegally crossing in droves our US borders since Biden took office and Alejandro Mayorkas fully blew up our institutional system and gave the keys to the human trafficking mafias and the Mexican cartels. Are our leaders going to blame Putin also for this existential threat encouraged by themselves against our communities and families?
And yet, the NATO Declaration continues, our leaders believe they “have undertaken the biggest reinforcement of our collective defense in a generation.” Whose defense are they exactly referring to? Certainly, not ours. Nope, they are focusing again on missile deterrence, nuclear deterrence and land forces posturing towards Russia at the Eastern European flank of the Alliance.
If these morons really work for us, is there any way we can make them understand that our enemies are already here? That we’re actually being invaded here at home? Hello??? Calling planet NATO??? What’s the phone prefix for Brussels? Does the place actually exist? Oh, please, Orange Man, take us out of this labyrinth of idiocy and misery so that we can refocus our dwindling resources on protecting our own lives and homeland.
Wait, is there more? How long is this bloody NATO Washington Summit Declaration? More about Ukraine? Are you serious? No, wait. This must be a joke, right? Our glorious leaders now say that they “fully support Ukraine’s right to choose its own security arrangements and decide its own future, free from outside interference. Ukraine’s future is in NATO.” Hang on a second, they are saying the Ukrainians are free to choose without interferences and in the next line, they already chose for them? Really? Yeah, honey, you are free to choose who you are going home with tonight, but you are coming with me to my place. Is that how 21st century diplomacy works now? I guess that’s the Nancy Pelosi version of democracy applied to the international context. Now NATO HQ Brussels not only owns us, the US and the rest of the other 31 allied nations run by clowns, but also Ukraine. Quite scary shit, I must confess.
Man, this Washington Declaration is never ending. Wait. This one is good too: now our brilliant leaders say who’s responsible for all: “Russia bears sole responsibility for its war of aggression against Ukraine, a blatant violation of international law, including the UN Charter.” Wow. Sounds pretty serious, right? But isn’t that the same UN Charter and the same international law that most of the NATO Allies violated in 2008 when they recognized the unilaterally declared independence of Kosovo? So they accuse Russia of breaking the international system they had already broken themselves in 2008? Can you break what’s already broken? Can you pretend to protect what you already violated? These guys are either too smart for us, or too shortsighted to realize what they’re doing. Time to end their political careers before they get us all into WWIII.
I can’t keep on reading any more absurdities. I rather sit down and listen to Joe’s explanation before the end of the Summit. Come on, Joe! You can!
Sorry, Mr. President, I didn’t hear you well. Could you repeat that?
"Look, I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be vice president if she was not qualified to be president. So start there".
What? Trump has replaced Kamala already? Wait. He’s gone through a sex-reassignment procedure too? You endorsing her now? Trump? I mean, Madam Vice President Trump? She’ll surely develop a good relation soon with the President of Ukraine, Putin. Right? Sorry, what did you say now?
"Our military is working on following the advice of my commander in chief my, my, my, the chiefs of staff, of the military as well as the secretary of defense and our intelligence people."
Holy Moly, Sir.
Sorry, guys… I really don’t know what he said at the end of that sentence – and I don’t think he knows what he said either.
You've nailed the BIG LIE.